How normal fans react to pictures of their favorite celebrities: Omg look how cute they are!!!! So adorable!!! So pretty!!! I love them!
How I react to pictures of my favorite celebrities: WHAT THE FUCK I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU STUPID FUCK I HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY DO YOU EXIST I WANT TO CUT YOUR HEAD OFF YOU PERFECT FUCK GO AWAY GET THE FUCK OUT GO HOME

Everyone Else: Happy Valentines Day!
Me: Happy Violentines Day!
Everyone Else:
Me:
Everyone Else:
Me:
Everyone Else:
Me: It's a botdf thing...
Everyone Else:
Me:
Everyone Else:
Me:

unityinfinity:

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unityinfinity:

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I remember when I used to be the annoying fangirl

Annoying Fangirl: OMG I LOVE BOTDF
Me: Oh Yeah, Whats Your Favorite Songs?
Annoying Fangirl: SEXTING AND SCREAM FOR MY ICE CREAM!
Me: Have You Heard Their New Music?
Annoying Fangirl: No That's The Only Songs I Listen To
Me:
Annoying Fangirl:
Me:
Annoying Fangirl:
Me:
Annoying Fangirl: Is That A Noose...?
Me: Ya Dun Goofed.

Meeting favorite band member

Band Member: *walks by*
Me: Hey! Do You have a minute?
Band Member: Yeah of course! What do you need?
Me: I just wanted to take a picture c:
Band Member: Oh sure!
Me: *takes picture* ohh...
Band Member: hm?
Me: The lighting sucks, here lets go towards the fence
Band Member: Haha! Okay! No problem!
Me: *takes picture* still sucks! here lets go to that car
Band Member: uhm...okay? but it's running and
Me: Shhh *takes picture by car* STILL SUCKS! URGH Here in the trunk would be the best
Band Member: Ya'know, aha, i uh, think you have enough pictures i gotta get back to the tour bus, i just gott-
Me: GET IN THE FUCKING TRUNK SLUT
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member:
Me: please.


at a concert

Front Man: You all take care each other, alright? I don't want anyone getting hurt out there.
-5 minutes later-
Front Man: CIRCLE PIT! I WANNA SEE YOU ALL MOSHING THE FUCK OUT ON THIS NEXT SONG! EVERYONE OFF THEIR FUCKING FEET YOU PUSSIES! RARHAOUWHQ!!!!!!

everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING

Someone: What do you like about yourself?
Me: My music taste.